ABOUT ME

• Sexxy Bussty Horrny
• What's the difference between an Egg and a beetroot??
  -You can beat an Egg, but you can't `beat-a-root' !
   
  Extra time for a smooth easy phone booking that results in you here in 3 questions or less! Lol
   
  $20 off if you tell me a GOOD JOKE!
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  So!!!
  You want to fuck right? you want some no bullshit, easygoing,
  hilarious,sexy chick to get it on with, minus the drama??
  Well! Look no further!
   
  No need for "treat em mean keep em keen" cos HUMOUR will always make me wet ;)
   
  So I've been known to give extra time to those who earn it! Oh yeah, About that TIME snag..
   
  The less time spent messing around on details beforehand the better!
  KEEP IT SIMPLE BOYS YOU WONT READ THIS AD BUT YOU WILL ASK 1000 QUESTIONS IN TEXT!
  I GIVE EXTRA TIME IF YOU EARN IT!!
   
  The thrill of the chase is my specialty!
  Of course I Kiss, I find it strange NOT to kiss someone your being intimate with!! I'm packed with erotic, sexual, spicy vibes. I won't reveal my secrets, you'll have to figure them out just like I will for you!
   
  OVERNIGHT includes~
  *Cooked dinner! oh yes!
  * DRINKS WITH ME
  *Massage
  *game of your choice (strip poker, nerf fight, strip uno,)
  *Some hanky Panky
  *Cooked breakfast
  *Sneaky exit with no awkwardness
   
  ** I can cook (in sexy lingerie)
  **clean (topless)
  **Fuck (naked)
  **have a NERF GUN fight (in only war paint) or
  **play hide n seek (with body parts) !
  If you are fun and easy going, hit me up.
   
  TIPS~
  *~HUMOUR ALWAYS GETS MY ATTENTION FAST!
  *~DONT BE A SPASTICUNT. simple
  *~try to be as Normal as possible when enquiring, the less like "services" you treat me, the less like "service" u get..
  I like to genuinely want you and vice versa
   
  Did i mention ??
   
  IVE BEEN KNOWN TO GIVE EXTRA TIME TO THOSE WHO EARN IT!.
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